Sanity Optional

thesecretkeith:

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE BEFORE YOU DROP DEAD | Spiceworld (1997)
“They perform for royalty and entertain millions the world over. But now, they’re making a movie.”

I love this movie very unironically.

(via cana-mochi)

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak, and having balls means you’re tough. i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine, i’m used to that shit once a month. come at me. but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man, you are down hard

(via randomthoughthouse)

iamtonysnark:

pink-elastic:

water-tribe-korra:

last-lion-turtle:

bolt-the-badass-graduate:

pretty-bird-canary:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:


Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.Because some hunters marry angels.Because some Divas marry Squids.Because some Kings marry Warlocks.Because some aliens marry blue boxes.Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.Because some Doctors marry their Masters.Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.Because some hunters marry their trickstersBecause some meerkats marry hobbits.Because some Captains marry their First OfficersBecause some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.Because some fandoms marry other fandomsBecause some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos
Because some information brokers marry bodyguards
Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives
Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers
Because some countries marry other countries
Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears
Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals
Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives
Because some Hunters Marry Angels
Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes
Because some Doctors marry Masters
Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.
Because some OC’s marry canons….T_T

Because some red-headed computer techie redhead girls marry fishnet wearing songbirds. ;D

Because some blatant bad ass self insert archers marry bad ass metalbending chiefs. 

Because some daughters of rich inventors marry Avatars

OMFG gfzhsdhgf THIS^^^^^^^^ Korrasami ftw

Because some acrobats marry princesses.

Because some rich guys marry 70-year hibernated guys.

iamtonysnark:

pink-elastic:

water-tribe-korra:

last-lion-turtle:

bolt-the-badass-graduate:

pretty-bird-canary:

inbluedresses:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

kibatheinsaneravenclaw:

captainseverusblackheart:

ghastlygrimandancientraven:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

Because some chocoholics marry albinos

Because some information brokers marry bodyguards

Because some consulting criminals marry consulting detectives

Because some spiders marry dogs

Because some demons marry reapers

Because some countries marry other countries

Because some weapons marry their meister

Because some Polar Bears that run Cafés marry tough Grizzly Bears

Because some ninjas who manipulate shadows marry ninjas with heightened senses and red face tattoos

Because some Trickster Gods marry Norse Gods of Thunder

Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals

Because some Doctors marry Consulting Detectives

Because some Hunters Marry Angels

Because some Warlocks Marry Dollop Headed Princes

Because some Doctors marry Masters

Because some Time Agents marry Office Boys

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists

Because some brothers marry their bro— hey wait a second.

Because some OC’s marry canons….T_T

Because some red-headed computer techie redhead girls marry fishnet wearing songbirds. ;D

Because some blatant bad ass self insert archers marry bad ass metalbending chiefs. 

Because some daughters of rich inventors marry Avatars

OMFG gfzhsdhgf THIS^^^^^^^^ Korrasami ftw

Because some acrobats marry princesses.

Because some rich guys marry 70-year hibernated guys.

(via ask-3llis)

lurking-antipode:

bossbijou:

xxrhizillaxx:


This is so powerful, why doesn’t it have more reblogs/likes?! This breaks my heart every time I see it.  

I think my heart may have shattered T_T

whenever this is on my dash. must reblog.

I will never not reblog this. Gay parents are equally as capable as straight parents (if not, more.)

lurking-antipode:

bossbijou:

xxrhizillaxx:


This is so powerful, why doesn’t it have more reblogs/likes?!
This breaks my heart every time I see it.  

I think my heart may have shattered T_T

whenever this is on my dash. must reblog.

I will never not reblog this. Gay parents are equally as capable as straight parents (if not, more.)

(Source: saveholden, via cana-mochi)

sickfirestavros:

djstriderswagg:

exaltedvelocity:

skittle-happy-matt:

Yes. I’m for real. 

Reblogging for Steve..

dwarf planet tbh, still reblogging

aWE„ dON’T BE SAD, uH, pLUTO„,

sickfirestavros:

djstriderswagg:

exaltedvelocity:

skittle-happy-matt:

Yes. I’m for real. 

Reblogging for Steve..

dwarf planet tbh, still reblogging


aWE„ dON’T BE SAD, uH, pLUTO„,

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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

sexscooter:

musingsofagiantturtle:

pocket-chibz:

haruhifujiokaohshc:

mrs-styless:

This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.

The. Notes.

woohoo!

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

omfg i cant 

(Source: thanhv, via trickster-strider)